Gold prices were cheap yesterday! The local jewelry stores have a new joke:



A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, and softly, shyly asks:

"Can gold still go up in price?"

The sales girl, elegant and calm, replies:

"Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump. Gold increases by 1 gram every two days, reaching new highs every day!"

The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?"
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The girl answers: "Yesterday."

The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: Damn it, I told him to come buy yesterday, but he said gold would drop tomorrow...

It's just a joke, for entertainment only. Not a basis for investment.
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