Why do socks always lose one?

Because if you lost two, you wouldn’t notice.
Why are old songs better than new songs?
Because a bad-sounding old song can’t be passed on.
Why isn’t there such a thing as a perfect crime?
Because if it were perfect, you’d never know.
Why, since ancient times, have there been so many beautiful women with short fates?
Because if you don’t look good, people probably won’t care much whether you live or die.
Old people always say that society is in chaos now.
That’s because back then they weren’t well informed—unlike now, when, in just a few seconds, news can get out.