On March 14, #PI 2025, the day of being worshipped as the "holy knot" by Pi Coin believers finally came and went, like a joke that no one laughed at, leaving behind a group of confused "miners". For years, they've been holding their phones and reverently tapping that shiny green button, imagining becoming the next savior of the blockchain world. Unfortunately, reality does not indulge in dreams. Once March 14 has passed, Pi Coin remains a worthless symbol, and the collapse of believers is just a thunderous slap in the face of time.

3.14 Is this a myth or a joke?
Pi Network's marketing gurus really know how to play. They exaggerated the sports pun "3.14" as if after that day, Pi Coin would magically go from digital garbage to shining key to wealth. Believers were excited, constantly shouting in group chats that "the mainnet is coming" and "the ecosystem is about to explode". The result? On March 14, the official announcement was just a bunch of vague "progress updates" to mock, and in layman's terms: wait a little longer, we haven't figured out the next story yet. Do Christians want to deceive themselves again? Wake up, infinitely infrequent π, your worthless coin is just an infinitely repeating joke!
2. Have believers' heads been eaten?
Pi's fanbase has a common problem: their brains are flooded, and it comes with built-in filters. They keep saying "free mining", as if time is not money, as if they don't have to pay phone bills. They stared at the app several times a day, stared at a bunch of numbers it didn't care about, and happily shouted, "This is the future of Bitcoin." Come on, Bitcoin has tokens, consensus, and a market. What does Pi have? A project team that didn't even dare to write a white paper, a group of people who didn't even understand what blockchain meant. Believing this is worse than believing a fortune teller in the basement, who dares to charge you at least twenty dollars.
3. The drum passes and the drum stops
At its core, Pi coin is a replica of the pyramid scheme: dragging people's heads, drawing pancakes, stalling for time. After March 14, the drums are getting slower and slower, and the flowers start to smell bad. There is no trade, no trade, no value, what can be used to support this pile of heavenly buildings? The administrator will blink again, he will not be able to withstand the exhaustion of the user's patience, and the acceptance of new shallots will be reduced. Look at these ancestors - what are Canadian dollars, fun coins, and which ones are not blown up and smashed into slag in the sky? Pi Coin is just soft and sensitive skin, and the flesh is still very familiar. Believers, stop shouting "wait", when the flower disappears, you will have a zero in your hand.
Fourth, don't pretend, you leek
Dear Pi coin "pioneers", don't brag about yourself. You are neither blockchain revolutionaries nor a bunch of obedient leeks. March 14 has passed, and it's time to wake up from the dream. The official delay trick can't fool a three-year-old, but you still believe in it. I really don't know if I'm going to praise you for your innocence or scold you for being completely stupid. Put down your phone, stop extending the life of this terrible app, go out and play, enjoy the sun, and smell the flowers, which is better than taking counterfeit money as treasure.
After March 14th, the collapse of Pi believers is not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster – a sin of your own making. Don't blame me for speaking poisonous words, these days, poisonous chicken soup can't save you crazy "miners". Wake up, the game is over, it's over, go home and take a shower and sleep.