Trying to walk my accountant through how those surefire positions somehow managed to tank. You know the drill—picked what looked like guaranteed winners, did the research, had the conviction. Then the market decides to go sideways and suddenly you're sitting there explaining unrealized losses like they're some kind of financial mystery. Pretty sure my guy thinks I just throw darts at a board. Not gonna lie, some days it feels like it. But yeah, crypto investing—where your homework and your portfolio performance apparently live in completely different universes.