UncleAlchemy

Want to know how to improve your X account?
Asking others isn’t as good as handing your account data from the past year directly to AI.
Whether it’s GPT or Grok, their data analysis abilities are stronger than most people’s.
This chart is made by Teacher G after analyzing Uncle Shu’s one-year data.

Since June 2024, when I started posting content on X, Uncle has not been offline a single day.
Because I have severe content production anxiety, even when I go out to have fun, I still take out my phone at any moment to see what projects there are to share 🤦

I heard that Manner's full ice butter SOE is very good
But delivery requires a minimum of two cups, which messes with my mood in the morning. I must find a girl to share with💔

Colombia is urgently needed to get my funds back.
Watch the game, watch the game.

Just woke up and the sky is falling...
Cape Verde is truly the strict father of the World Cup
I deserve to lose this much

Interesting private message
Uncle is a stupid trader
Good night ⭐️

Let's play retro game Rhythm Heaven 🎵

The balance on uncle's card can only cover the living expenses for next week.
Fortunately, my real employer is about to pay me.
No matter how much, at least I can get by.🥹

This is steady, well-deserved happiness—you get 11.57 USDG every week, rain or shine.
Save up for a year, and you can go to a commercial K once.
Or go for 5 private shows.

The happiest time of the week is from Friday afternoon to Sunday morning.
As soon as I’m out of the office, I can’t stop my excitement.
If I hadn’t signed my “indentured servitude” contract, I wouldn’t have been serving—I'd have stopped playing along long ago.
Today I’m just going to slack off and play games~

Uncle is terrifyingly strong right now.
When gods block, you slay them; when Buddhas block, you slay them.
Go all-in another 10 times—if I win, I’ll be able to pretty much push to the top of the leaderboard. Wish me luck.

Changsha attraction recommendation: Yuelu Academy, a millennium-old school at the foot of Yuelu Mountain.
After visiting, you can take a hike up Yuelu Mountain to overlook the city of Changsha; I suggest going in autumn, otherwise hiking will be too hot.

The AI assistant in my memory looks like this.

Domestic bank loan interest rates are fucking high, wow.
So profiting from the deposit-to-loan interest spread is *way* too satisfying.
I want to start a bank—what options do I have?