CryptoRetardio

July - Clarity Act passes
August - Q4 setup
October - Rotation begins
November - "Why is crypto going up"
December - "What is going on"
Q1 2027 - The mania begins for bitcoin:native hyperliquid:native solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn
Everything else will follow to astronomical highs.
Been here before, the setup is too clean. Position.

bitcoin:native at $62,000 & hyperliquid:native at $62.00
Some people are literally quiting crypto right before the Clarity Act goes to the Senate to vote.
Vote by Fri Jun 26 = 10%
Vote during Jul 13 - 17 = 30%
Vote during Jul 20 - 24 = 30%
Vote during Jul 27 - Aug 7 = 15%
Slips past Aug recess & extends to mid Sept = 15%

Jan 1st, 2027
Telling each other stories on how we got here.
TL;DR: We won. Big.

There are only 3 reasons people do not own hyperliquid:native
- you feel like you don't have enough capital to benefit from the move up (i.e you want to 2-100x your capital before allocating to medium/long term holds and that's fine we teach people how)
- you are waiting for a solid dip to start buying
- you don't understand or haven't heard of Jeff Yan

There are only 3 reasons people do not own hyperliquid:native
- you "feel" like you don't have enough capital to benefit from the move up (i.e you want to 2-100x your capital before allocating to medium/long term holds)
- you are waiting for a solid dip to start buying
- you don't understand or haven't heard of Jeff Yan

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If you follow the right people.
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If you decide that you want to escape the matrix.
That frequency will bring you closer to others that think the same way - don't doubt that opportunity when you get it. You are not hype enough about hyperliquid:native.
The next $SPCX is hyperliquid:native.
Ty Elon Musk. Ty Jeff Yan. Undefeated.

I've seen people saying, “I’ll just buy SPCX in 3 months at a lower price.”
Sure, but that’s based on a completely different thesis.
Trading vs investing is VERY different.
At launch, the only thing that should matter is flow - valuation is irrelevant.
This is a stock with:
- Just 4.2% float
- Of which only 20% goes to retail → that’s roughly 0.8% of total shares as potential sell pressure (the rest goes to long-only holders)
- And of that retail portion, >50% are unlikely to sell due to flipping restrictions or natural holding behavior → real possible sell pressure drops to around 0.4%
Meanw