CryptoZeybek

Don’t let it show that you’re in a tough situation—an even passing donkey can give advice, for fuck’s sake.

We took nine days off because Prophet Ibrahim tried to sacrifice his son. But the longer the holiday, the bigger the syndrome becomes.

We are all mental patients who love sleep very much but struggle to stay awake at night.

On the holiday, everyone still kept picking at me again, “Get married, get married.”
If marriage were actually a good thing, the municipality wouldn’t perform the wedding—fuck.
What does the municipality even do? Trash, sewage, cleaning, septic tank work. And then, a wedding..

This time, the imam asked for money for the mosque's needs.
For our own needs, we are supposed to pray to Allah.

I couldn’t take a holiday during the festival. I could only make it to the village. My friend went to Italy. She keeps constantly sharing holiday updates.
I also reported it as “inappropriate content,” fuck—no regrets. 😡

Today is May 29, and June’s salary is already gone, fucking hell.

It’s not right to not pay Kurbanda or to give bad pieces of bone, but you have no right to get angry at people or to expose them.
This behavior shows that you’re also after their meat.

Traffic hooligans living in big cities have taken over small Anatolian towns.
Be careful of these jerks.

It's holiday, you're going to work, your child is born, you're going to work, there's a funeral, you're going to work.
What kind of system have they built, damn it, slavery has evolved.

One of the things I learned on social media is that most people who seem normal are actually absolutely brainless.

We're like Africans who have harvested cocoa all their lives but have never eaten chocolate, damn it.
We are on a peninsula country surrounded by seas on three sides. But we can't eat fish, we don't know how to swim, and we don't have money to stay in hotels.

I'm very busy. I need to prepare for the afterlife questions from the aunts I see from holiday to holiday.

During the holiday shopping, I realized that since everything is so expensive now, nothing feels expensive anymore.

It’s as if tweets on social media are written from Mecca on Friday and from Amsterdam on Saturday.

At school, the teacher gives advice
When you go out, the shopkeeper gives advice
During the holiday, relatives give advice
On social media, anyone gives advice
Damn, if everyone is this smart, what is the state of this country?