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the final act of love is getting your parents to eat like gym bros

your affinity for carbslop is directly proportional to your moonfacedness
do what you will with this information

bye bye belly fat, welcome new abs

sipping butterfly pea tea accompanied by a little reading about ternatins, kaempferol, quercetin and p coumaric acid

at the height of my expression, i become undecipherable

jelly firkin

you haven’t watched enough kubrick if you haven’t read the script for napoleon
you haven’t watched enough nolan if you haven’t read the script for keys to the streets

you don’t need a pitch deck, you need @ pmf

i choose to remain a claude and diet coke virgin
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mumbai this, mumbai that, how about you leave mumbai first?

this price action gets me bricked up for real

girls just wanna be naked pls don’t ask me how i know this

i tweet from heaven

a man ought to have a small heart and big balls

i trust my vices more than my virtues
at least my vices have never pretended to be anything else