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This morning the QFL fired a sell signal at $68,692. Combined with two previous signals in the same zone — that's THREE sell signals stacking up right now. Bull flag or breakdown? The Trading Parrot explains exactly what he's watching.
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Trapped Shorts & BTC at $70K: How High Can This Go?
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Bitcoin shorts are trapped at $70K as The Trading Parrot's dead cat bounce call plays out perfectly — while the crowd was shorting at $66K expecting a drop to $48K, this channel called the bounce first. Now BTC faces critical resistance with a bear flag still intact, trapped shorts fueling upside, and April CPR levels pointing to a decisive move. Watch now to know exactly where the line in the sand is and how high this rally can go.
00:00 Dead Cat Bounce Recap: Three Target Levels
01:25 S&P 500 Green Engulfing

The bear market ladder most traders completely ignore: 📊 $67K → $44K → $27K. These are volume profile points of control from the bull cycle. When price hits them, it OSCILLATES — just like at $67K right now. Understanding this changes everything 🧠
#Bitcoin #BTC #VolumeProfile #BearMarket #TechnicalAnalysis

Bear markets don't close with only red monthly candles. BUT every BTC dead cat bounce here = only 20-23% up with the monthly still red. Best opportunity: S&P produces an 8-10% dead cat → perfect timing to unload OR deploy dry powder into the market. This is the signal I'm watching 🎯
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Holding the line

Painful truth about Bitcoin dead cat bounces: Every single one in this bear market ended with the monthly candle STILL IN RED. Max upside produced? 20-23% — "literally nothing." 📉 The REAL opportunity is the S&P 8-10% bounce setup. Don't miss this signal 👇
#Bitcoin #BTC #BearMarket #DeadCatBounce #CryptoStrategy

Google’s Quantum Computer: Is Bitcoin Officially Ruined? (Emergency Update)
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Google's latest quantum computing white paper just cut the qubit requirement by 20x and set a 2029 migration deadline — but Bitcoin needs at least 7 years to fully upgrade. In this emergency deep-dive, The Trading Parrot breaks down the two distinct quantum attack vectors threatening Bitcoin right now, which 35% of the BTC supply is already exposed, why BIP 360 only solves half the problem, and how Ethereum compares. Don't rely on hopium — watch this video to understand the real quantum threat to your cry

⚠️ URGENT: Tighten your stop losses NOW. Dead cat bounce to $68K is completed. If $66.2K breaks on the 4H close → targeting $61K or potentially below $60K. BUT if $66.2K holds → massive liquidation cluster just above $70K waiting to pop. Stay sharp ⚡
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This ONE level decides if BTC rallies to $70K or crashes to $61K. The line in the sand: $66.2K 📍 Break below → $64K → $61.5K liquidation cascade. Defend it → squeeze exit to the upside. Watch the 4H close closely ⚠️
#Bitcoin #BTC #TechnicalAnalysis #CryptoTrading #BTCPrice

BTC open interest breakdown 📊:
→ $34M at 66K
→ $21M at 66K
→ $108M cluster
→ $139M at 67K
All of these are juicy liquidation targets. A sweep of these could fuel the next leg to $70K. But first — the pain.
#BTC #Bitcoin #OpenInterest #Liquidations #CryptoTA

In the last bear market, dead cat bounces went 47% to the upside. In this one? We barely moved 21% — less than HALF. If history rhymes, there's still a massive squeeze coming before the real bottom. Don't sleep on this.
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