Qrime

I made my first million at 19
Playing RuneScape

Polymarket is cocaine
Pumpfun is crack
hyperliquid is adderall
I won’t explain further

I know a lot of people who are hoping for a full on virus shut down so they can use their stimulus check to buy a swatch AP

There are people on this app with "xbt" in their name that own 0.0 bitcoin

When I was 18 I went to jail for wiping and refactoring laptops my friends were stealing
gf broke up with me.
High school found out
They didnt let me graduate. No senior night. Entire school thought I was a menace.
10 years later and I use those same computer skills to type “is dex paid” on 8k market cap coins in telegram all day long

Crazy that I used to rock a 500k pfp and now it’s just some frog in a gengar outfit

the people who doubt me always end up poor and irrelevant
I’m like an onchain cockroach

Some people make history, others vibe code it

Our food is fake, the water is poisoned and the blockchain is rigged

My bro got his first 1k likes on a tweet and he started tweeting like confucius

The fact dex pump and solscan, won’t display that alon address coin goes to show crypto is no longer permissionless and we have completely lost the plot.

I know people who can’t boil an egg but made 2,000 sol last month

I used to work for a very well known bank.
I had very high clearance and could pretty much look up anything.
One day I got curious and started looking up political figures and other high notoriety individuals that were in our system.
You’d be surprised how broke most of these serpents are.

sleeping an extra 15 minutes used to cost you generational wealth
Now i just don’t want to wake up

There’s gatta be billions of dollars of crypto that gets lost when people die and their family don’t know how to access it