God-givenTeam

These fancy names actually have the following origins:
1. Prawn: Prawns farmed in a designated enclosure.
2. Satsuma Orange: Oranges from Satsuma Village in Guangdong, named after the place, unrelated to sweetness.
3. Mushrooms: Full name "Zhangjiakou Mushrooms," named because mushrooms from Inner Mongolia are sold in Zhangjiakou.
4. Snake Fruit: American red apple, called "Red Delicious Apple" in English, transliterated in Hong Kong as "Red Di Li Snake Apple," shortened to Snake Fruit.
5. Brazilian Pine Nuts: From Pakistan; actually, "Brazil" is an abbreviation for "Pakistan West."
6. Nine-Fo

I've seen the most impressive colleague.
The boss wanted to give him a hard time. It was almost quitting time, so he threw a stack of work at him, saying it had to be done by the next day.
What did he do? He didn’t say yes or no, just took it and went back to his workstation. When it was time to leave, he left on time, leaving everyone in the room staring at each other, all thinking he was doomed tomorrow.
The next morning, he clocked in on time, empty-handed, without bringing any files.
The boss asked him as soon as he entered the office, “Where’s the work?”
He said he hadn’t done i

I was sharing an apartment with a beautiful 22-year-old woman. One late night, my wife returned to her parents' house.
Around 3 a.m., she knocked on my door, wearing only a thin nightgown. After some thought, I decided to let her in.
Her eyes looked a bit dazed, as if she was slightly drunk. I smelled a faint alcohol scent on her, which made me a little worried.
I asked her what was wrong, and she said she went out drinking with friends, but her friend drank too much, so she had to come back alone.
I told her to take a shower first, then poured her a glass of water for her to drink.

My husband had an affair with my best friend, and I found out later.
We divorced, and he left with nothing...
Five months after the divorce, my best friend's period still hadn’t come. She went to the hospital for a check-up and found out she was pregnant. When I heard this news, for a moment I wanted to fall apart.
I don’t know how to face all of this. Getting divorced was already very painful, but now my best friend is actually pregnant with my ex-husband’s child, which makes me feel even more suffocated.
I don’t understand why she would do this. Doesn’t she know it would hurt me? In

There is a female sales champion in the store, with a monthly target of 8 cars, and she always exceeds it.
A year later, the sales champion got pregnant and went home to have her baby. The company agreed to keep her position, but honestly, it didn’t really matter whether they kept it or not—sales positions are always recruiting.
Three months later, the sales champion returned, still performing at the top, but after another month, she left.
The reason was that the performance metrics changed. Previously, selling ten cars a month earned over ten thousand dollars, and now it’s the same ten

Impossible to guard against everything
A high school classmate I haven't contacted in five or six years suddenly messaged me at noon today:
"Are you there?"
I didn't dare to reply. After a few minutes,
he sent again: "I'm not getting married!"
I glanced at it but still didn't reply.
Then he sent: "I'm not coming to your house!"
I still didn't want to respond.
He continued: "I'm also not borrowing money!"
I took a deep breath,
quickly typed back: "I was busy just now, sorry. What's up?"
He replied: "I joined a gym, opening next week. I'll send you the time and location. Co

Salty Fish really is full of talented people!
Staying at a hotel without breakfast, I, Salty Fish, saw it for only five yuan.
Placed an order and was asked for my room number. Five minutes later, I was told to pick it up at the front desk.
When I picked it up, the front desk said: Brother, if you have something to say, just say it properly,
We can solve it for you if we can, don’t jump off the building.
I: ?
Front desk: You called five minutes ago, and if we don’t give you breakfast, you’re going to jump off the building.
I was so angry I wanted to crawl into the ground.