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You could say he's dumb,
because he knows that 60 plus 60 doesn't equal 120;
you could say he's smart,
because he asks you: if carbon fiber steering wheels are included, carbon fiber side mirrors are included, zero-gravity seats are included,
does that mean without them there's no steering wheel, mirror, or seat at all?
He's basically got Schrödinger's IQ.
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The key turning point in changing one's destiny lies mainly in one's parents, not in education. Don't believe me? Ask Li Xiaolin. If you want your children to change their destiny, why don't you work on yourself instead of pushing your kids?
Education is the same at every level—nobody talks about changing their destiny in elementary school, nobody talks about it in middle school, so why does it suddenly become about changing destiny when you get to university? Can education make you big money? Can education get you into high office?
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Every day
Trump: I might do something crazy
Stock: 📉
Trump: Maybe I won't
Stock: 📈
Trump: But if I do
Stock: 📉
Trump: Never mind, I was joking
Stock: Up
Trump: Actually I wasn't joking
Stock: 📉
Trump: Haha, I was just joking
Stock: 📈
$gold $btc
BTC2,77%
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Every day
Trump: I might do something crazy
Stock: 📉
Trump: Maybe I won't
Stock: 📈
Trump: But if I do
Stock: 📉
Trump: Never mind, I was joking
Stock: Up
Trump: Actually I wasn't joking
Stock: 📉
Trump: Haha, I was just joking
Stock: 📈
$gold $btc
BTC2,77%
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A few days ago I went to get a haircut. The manager told me that business flow is currently only two-thirds of what it was a few years ago. Haircuts are still necessary, it's just that everyone has downgraded their consumption. People who used to spend 100 now spend 10 instead. The fairies who used to get perms and dyes can't afford them anymore without simps transferring money to them🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The most terrifying women are coin traders,
Hesitating over a $500 shirt,
$siren But adding to a 50,000 short position without blinking,
Then got liquidated at 4.6,
Does your girlfriend do this too?
SIREN0,98%
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StrivingForSteadyProgressAndvip:
Wake up, bros!
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Discovered a strange phenomenon,
bachelors in their 60s
still want to find a wife,
guys in their 30s don't want to find a partner!
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Recently heard from a friend that their company hired a "quality employee,"
but when I asked for details, here's what it turned out to be:
$3 million mortgage, 32-year-old only child,
just had a kid, wife stays home full-time—and critically, has outstanding technical skills!
Have you encountered this type of employee with "vulnerabilities everywhere" at your company?
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I'm a 27-year-old male. I frequently go to bars, nightclubs, foot massage parlors, and fishing spots. I often gamble (trading futures contracts in crypto). Now I'm tired of playing around and want to find an honest, ordinary girl to marry and settle down with. My requirements aren't high—as long as the woman has a car, house, and savings, that's fine. Monthly salary above 20,000 yuan, oh and height no lower than 168 cm, weight no higher than 105 lbs, with a slim figure and pretty looks. I don't want my descendants to lose at the starting line of genetics. My requirements aren't excessive, righ
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I scored 120 on the IELTS and then a 9 on the TOEFL, at a native English level🤣🤣🤣🤣
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$siren is supposed to go 510x
SIREN0,98%
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Complete token freedom achieved!
You can buy Claude Code accounts on Taobao!
Then freaking proxy it back out!
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How to expand your cash flow? Well, it depends on your strengths.
I have a friend who is a professional trader. His strength is being funny, so many people in the crypto community like him. To satisfy their own happiness, many crypto influencers are willing to be milked by him and buy his memberships.
Here's another example: there's a crypto fossil from the old days. Back then, he had many coins, but due to being too arrogant and showing off, he got struck by lightning and couldn't leave the country. However, his strength is making motivational chicken soup speeches. He gathered a bunch of loy
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A few days ago, a founder of a Web3 project passed away by suicide. It makes me think of a famous saying by Lao Ben Shan, which roughly translates to "The saddest thing in life is when your life ends but your money hasn't been spent." Looking back now, it's really true.
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Actually, the concept that "housing is a necessity" and "we've valued housing most over thousands of years" and "you must buy a house when you get married" weren't inherited cultural traditions from our ancestors. These concepts were actually implanted through propaganda over the past twenty years.
However, most people can't resist the surrounding environment. Since everyone has already been forcibly implanted with this concept, if you don't own a house by your twenties or thirties, you're considered inferior. Everyone gets pushed along this way.
So is "consensus" truly spontaneous from the gr
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Papi Jiang = Did Trump issue a coin???
Did Papi Jiang herself issue that coin?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Spot 2.18 Futures 1.85
The basis spread is about to start dumping. Currently at 40% basis.
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Here's a ghost story: Justin Bieber's NFT avatar is now only worth $12,000. Wait until it drops to $100 to buy a Bieber-style avatar.
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