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HOLY GOD CANDLE $MSTR

Update: The Strait of Hormuz has been officially declared open— no vessels have been seen passing yet.
Source: Marine Traffic

JUST IN: $77,000 Bitcoin

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz has been declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN
BITCOIN IS PUMPING. BUCKLE UP.

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz is declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

JUST IN: Strategy’s $60 billion in Bitcoin holdings are now in profit again.
Bears are in absolute tears.
Current Bitcoin Price: $75,800 🚀

“The stock market and a 401(k) are set up for losers. You want to be a loser? Get a 401(k).”
- Robert Kiyosaki

BITCOIN IS SLOWLY CREEPING BACK UP — WHOSE READY TO RUN IT BACK TO ALL TIME HIGHS 👀

JUST IN: Elon Musk says “AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.”

Michael Saylor’s $STRC has done nearly $25 billion in volume since its launch 8 months ago.

Michael Saylor’s $STRC has done nearly $25 billion in volume since launch its launch 8 months ago.

Is it just me or is Michael Saylor engineering the greatest short squeeze of all time

JUST IN: $12 Trillion Charles Schwab announces plan to offer Bitcoin and Ethereum trading for retail investors.
Banks are preparing to launch their crypto products before the Clarity Act passes.

“Hello sir, we’re here to talk to you about how you can $STRC your income.”

Don’t forget to pay your taxes

JUST IN: Bitcoin is back over $75,000 🔥

This isn’t Bitcoin, Ethereum or even a memecoin, this is a shoe company pivoting to AI.

President Trump says he is “permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz”.
Is it finally time to be bullish?