OMG, he's got me completely under his thumb 😭


The crypto market isn't about reading charts at all, everything revolves around him~
On March 21st, he dropped a 48-hour ultimatum threatening to bomb Iranian power plants, and risk-off sentiment hit the roof. ETH got hammered from 2160 down to 2045, my heart was in my throat 🥺
Then on the 23rd he said to pause the strikes and have good dialogue instead, and suddenly risk appetite bounced back, ETH rallied from the 2000 level back to 2199. A roller coaster isn't even this thrilling!
He's literally the world's biggest risk switch ✨
Middle East tensions, energy, war expectations — they move the dollar, stocks, gold, and oil all together, not to mention the crypto space~
The market is pure emotion, capital, and news anyway with no earnings reports and no cash flows, so his words are literally the life-or-death line between bulls and bears, directly deciding wins and losses — totally normal!
I really wish I could be his relative, I'd even be willing to be his godchild OMG 🥺$TRUMP
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