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I have a friend, middle-aged, divorced.
Life now revolves around four main hobbies: making money, playing games, drinking, and young girls.
Once, he gave me a live demonstration of how to flirt with young girls:
At first, the girl was shy and reluctant, insisting on bringing her classmates and best friends to meet him,
so he took them to a bar. Once the drinks were flowing, he started to speak:
“I'm very happy to meet a few beautiful ladies today. I wanted to buy some gifts for everyone, but unfortunately, I was too busy with work and came in a hurry, so I can only give cash,”
He h

Our three years of love
completely shattered in a game of Honor of Kings
The moment she got ganked by the jungler for the eighth time, she went berserk and smashed her phone right in front of me
Her eyes red, she screamed at me, saying "calling you bad is actually giving you face"
She stuck with the jungler the whole time instead of following me, her ultimate was always half a beat too slow,
random players play better than you, why even talk about dating
Alright princes and princesses, we're not talking about love anymore, just memorizing words
m a n i c
骂 你 菜 (scold you for being bad)
manic p

A beggar came to the farmers market, and a small group of people threw a few coins into his bowl. But most people didn't give him anything. He wrote down all the addresses of those who gave him money.
A few hours later, a Rolls-Royce pulled up in front of him. He went door-to-door returning money—ten times what he received. Everyone at the market was stunned.
The next day, he came back, and suddenly everyone at the market started giving him money. Almost everyone gave thousands or tens of thousands, with their addresses written on the back of the bills.
In less than 3 hours, the beggar had col

The boss got divorced and took a liking to the girlfriend of a young employee who had just joined the company.
The boss was a decent person and competed openly and fairly, but the girlfriend was unmoved,
and remained as close as ever with the young man.
At this point, the boss's driver said to the boss: The reason this girl isn't tempted by you is because she's never experienced a wealthy lifestyle.
The driver came up with an idea to have the young couple win a major company award—a seven-day all-expenses-paid trip to Dubai.
Sure enough, after they returned, she couldn't stand the rental apart

I had a crush on her for three years straight
Always felt like if I didn't speak up soon, I'd really miss my chance
Acting on impulse, almost possessed, I blocked her path, my face turning red, and asked
"Classmate, could you be my girlfriend?"
"I could," she answered so decisively and candidly
I stood there stunned on the spot, realizing this careful, cautious affection
was never just a solo performance from me alone
Alright, let's settle down emotionally, princes and princesses, time to memorize some words
can did
could do
She candidly said she could be my girlfriend
candid candid

There's a neighbor who started giving expensive gifts to their child's homeroom teacher beginning in 10th grade. After each gift was given, the parent secretly kept records of the gifts. The teacher also took special care of the child. Three years later, the child got into college.
After the child went to university, the neighbor without hesitation took the gift records and directly reported the teacher to authorities. Because all the gifts were valuable items, the homeroom teacher was quickly fired; all gifts were returned, and for gifts already used, cash refunds were calculated based on ori

Last year, I saw a job posting from a company near my home recruiting for an administrative position. No experience required, monthly salary of 6000. I submitted my resume and quickly received an interview notice.
When I arrived, they asked me to submit a large pile of photocopied documents. The interview lasted less than ten minutes before they told me to go home and wait for their notification. I thought I had performed poorly.
It wasn't until this year that I found out the company had been shut down. Turns out they weren't actually hiring at all. Their only "business" was posting fake job l

How come you're still not in a relationship? I asked my sister with a gossipy face.
My sister calmly replied, "Nobody likes me."
So I decided to test her: "If someone liked you, what would you be willing to do for them?"
Sister: "Anything."
Well then, I like you—you're washing the dishes today.
My sister realized she'd been tricked, and instantly jumped up and disappeared from the house.
Alright princes and princesses, you've been tricked too, now it's time to learn some vocabulary.
va ni sh
You're washing the dishes.
The moment you hear "you're washing the dishes," you disappear.
Vanish—to di

A boy from the same village came from a wealthy family and had just returned from studying abroad. His parents introduced him to a girl born in 1996: well-behaved and refined, with a gentle way of speaking. The two met four or five times, and the boy was very satisfied.
One evening, the boy's friends organized a karaoke outing and insisted on inviting the girl to "come hang out and join us." The girl initially refused, saying she wouldn't go to that kind of place and didn't drink alcohol. The boy repeatedly assured her he wouldn't make her drink, and she reluctantly agreed.
That night, the gir

I had dinner with friends—one's a doctor, one's a PE teacher—and somehow we ended up talking about fitness.
The doctor said something that completely blew my mind. He said fitness is about dying faster and dying more decisively.
I felt like this totally upended everything I knew, so I asked him why he'd say that.
He said we're all conditioned to believe fitness extends our lifespan.
But actually, everyone's body probably has hidden diseases—diseases that might not even show up on tests. Take heart disease, for example. Fitness can't actually eliminate these underlying conditions. It just means

I came back from shopping with my wife and discovered my phone was missing.
I called it, and someone answered—an elderly woman with a very kind voice.
She said she found the phone and had been waiting for a call so she could return it. I thanked her profusely and gave her my address to pick it up.
When I arrived, she was waiting downstairs. I went over and said, "Auntie, you're such a good person, thank you so much!"
She waved her hand: "Don't mention it. Be more careful next time. If someone else had found it, they definitely wouldn't return it."
Once I had the phone in my hand, I was about t

A migrant worker risked his life to rescue a drowning girl.
After being rescued, the girl prepared to give the migrant worker some money to thank him for saving her life.
The migrant worker was kind-hearted and refused outright. He said he didn't save her for money.
Returning to the construction site, he discovered his phone was damaged by water during the rescue and couldn't be used.
He needed to buy a new phone—an ordinary one for 200 yuan.
He had worked hard on the construction site to earn 200 yuan, which wasn't easy. He felt a bit heartbroken about it.
Then he thought of the girl he had r