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Outside the hotpot restaurant, the waiter chased after me and grabbed my sleeve.
"Sir, you haven't paid yet."
"I paid, scanned the QR code."
"...The system didn't receive it."
"Look at my phone record." I showed the successful payment page.
He hesitated for a moment and said into the walkie-talkie, "Front desk, check Table 302."
The walkie-talkie responded, "Table 302 ran without paying, just climbed out the window and escaped."
I looked down at my own table number—402.
The waiter's face turned pale.
I smiled, "So, since Table 302 ran without paying, you're covering for me at
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The year-end bonus is only 800 yuan. The boss said the company is having difficulties, and I believed it.
In the evening, my dad said: Your uncle called and said your boss has been saying that for three years.
I asked: How does my uncle know?
My dad: Your uncle is your boss's driver.
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Let me tell you about something I've recently been deeply touched by—
The market has been pretty tough over the past six months; many coins are just spinning in place, even dropping lower and lower.
But JST is a bit different.
It's not about shouting buy signals, nor about hype,
But a very simple and straightforward thing: making money → buyback → burn, in a continuous cycle.
The latest data just released, I'll translate it into plain language for you 👇
👉 Burned another 271 million JST tokens
👉 At current prices, roughly over 1.36B USD just "evaporated"
👉 And all this money was earned by t
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A certain food delivery platform, merchant complains:
Besides not going bankrupt, everything else is rotten.
Food is always delivered wrong, customer service is always a robot, refunds take half a month.
But do you know? The ads they run each have a million likes.
My friend opened a restaurant and insisted on opening a store there. I said, are you crazy?
He said, "You don't understand, more ads mean more users."
As a result, he received 800 orders in a month, refunded 600 orders.
Out of the remaining 200 orders, 150 had bad reviews.
He went to the platform to argue. Customer se
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The company hired a recent graduate, with a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, requiring skills in Python, data scraping, and bypassing firewalls.
He worked for half a month, and the boss asked him to write a crawler to scrape competitor user data, also to fake IP addresses.
He said it was illegal.
The boss laughed: "A 30,000 yuan monthly salary is for you to write code? It's for you to take the fall. If something goes wrong, you bear it, and I’ll give your family a settlement."
He immediately refused.
The next day, the boss fired him and deducted half a month's salary.
He turned aroun
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I lost all my game skins.
I checked the IP address—turns out they’re all mine.
I contacted the game company and they compensated me three thousand.
Customer service said, “You never bought them in the first place.”
I don’t believe it. I checked every account under my name—and a strange new one pops up. It’s full of skins I lost.
The real-name verification is under my dad’s.
He’s been dead for two years.
I call my mom: “Is my dad not dead?”
She goes silent: “He thinks you’re low-skilled. He fakes his death, makes a smurf account, and guides you.”
I’m stunned: “Then where is he
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Yesterday on the overpass, an Audi forced its way into my lane.
I honked, he rolled down the window and flipped me off: "Get lost! I'm rushing to reincarnate!"
I said nothing and let him go.
He sped ahead, suddenly slammed on the brakes to force me to rear-end him.
I turned the wheel to avoid, and he still wasn't happy, slowed down and drove alongside me cursing: "Coward! If you’ve got the guts, hit me!"
I smiled, took out my phone and took a picture of his license plate.
Then I slowed down and put some distance between us.
He thought I was scared, proudly sped up and drove away.
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I asked a friend who trades cryptocurrencies: "Do you still hold onto your positions?"
He said: "Right now, I only have 30k yuan left in my account, my contracts have blown up twice, and I still owe 50k on Jiebei. If nothing unexpected happens, this is already my last principal.
Why should I hold onto my positions? That would make me get liquidated to zero, and I’d have to pay trading fees to the exchange, even help the market makers take the losses. If the market turns against me, I’ll never be able to turn things around in this lifetime.
By the end of the month, I won’t be able to pay
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My buddy went on a blind date and met a head nurse from a top-tier hospital.
She looks average, but has an aura of two meters eighty.
The first thing she said after sitting down: "Does your company provide the five social insurances and one housing fund?"
My buddy was stunned for a moment and said yes.
She pouted: "Our hospital has been contributing to supplementary housing funds for contract staff this year. How much is your monthly housing fund?"
He said over two thousand.
She smiled: "Mine is eight thousand."
Then she started talking: "The director always favors her three poin
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I’m shocked—my cousin was rejected seven times in a row during his blind dates.
Later, someone introduced him to a blind girl from a neighboring village. She had fair, clean-looking skin, and when she smiled, she had dimples—yet she couldn’t see.
My cousin married her.
After they got married, she took on all the housework. Their family was poor, so in the dark she wiped their broken-down house until it shone. Feeling heartbroken that my cousin was the only one earning money, she planted vegetables across the wasteland, and she would only eat her dinner after waiting for him to come home.
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I'm shocked. My cousin was rejected seven times in a row during his blind dates.
Later, someone introduced him to a blind girl from a neighboring village, she has fair skin, dimples when she smiles, but she can't see.
My cousin married her.
After marriage, she took care of all the household chores. The family was poor, so she cleaned the broken-down house until it shined in the dark.
Feeling sorry for her brother working alone, she planted vegetables on the wasteland, waiting for him to come home for dinner before eating.
After my cousin went to work, she secretly ate leftovers at ho
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My buddy, A Qiang, saved over 800,000 yuan doing e-commerce. Every night he kept his location on and spoofed/checked it, and his phone number was linked to all his bank cards.
Last month, in the middle of the night, he received a text message: “Your online banking login is abnormal. Click the link to verify.”
He half-awake, half-dazed, clicked it.
Three minutes later, 420,000 yuan was transferred out of his account.
After he reported it to the police, the officer sighed: “When you go to sleep at night, don’t you turn on airplane mode? Don’t you turn off location, either? Is that phone
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Bitcoin side: Should we freeze quantum-vulnerable addresses? Let's start with a three-month trial.
Ethereum side: Set up a committee to research it, and release a report next year.
What about TRON?
Today, they directly issued an announcement: Quantum resistance upgrade, officially launched.
After NIST standards, quantum signatures, mainnet launch. The first among mainstream public chains.
You see.
While others are debating "Is the quantum threat tomorrow's issue," TRON is already insuring users' assets.
Quantum security isn't just a debate; it's a feature.
This sentence gave me goosebumps.
The
BTC5.02%
ETH5.39%
TRX-0.64%
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A friend of mine complained to me a couple of days ago:
"Now the promotions are getting more and more flashy, I watch for a long time and still don't know what I can earn."
I showed him this round of activity, and after he finished reading, he only said one sentence:
👉 "This is what I call a promotion, the money is clearly and transparently given."
Recharge and get money
No matter if you're a new or old user, recharge 1000 and get 5U, simple and straightforward, instant profit.
A larger position is more comfortable, with a cap of up to 100kU, essentially encouraging you to go all
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My cousin, with an annual salary of 480k yuan, got divorced last year.
The reason might sound unbelievable—you might not believe it—his ex-wife asked him to help her younger brother pay 3,800 yuan a month for a car loan.
My cousin said: No way.
The next day, his mother-in-law personally called: If you don’t agree, my daughter will divorce you.
My cousin said: Okay.
After hanging up, he immediately printed the divorce agreement and signed it that night.
His ex-wife was still sneering then: Who are you trying to scare? In a few days, he’ll be begging me to come back on his knees.
B
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I spent 3,000 yuan on Xianyu buying a "like-new" phone
The seller said he only used it for two months, and the invoice and box are all there.
We agreed to meet at the subway station for face-to-face exchange.
When we met, I saw he was a pretty well-educated college student, and he even showed me his student ID: "Bro, don't worry, I’m from Xiamen University, I don’t scam."
I believed him. I scanned the QR code to pay, and when I got home and checked—
The IMEI code showed this phone was refurbished, actually used for a year and a half, with 82% battery health.
I was furious and went
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Have you ever encountered this kind of situation—despite feeling extremely nervous inside, the other person offers such a high price that you hesitate for three seconds?
Last night I was driving on the highway, stopping at Yangcheng Lake Service Area to take a break. Just turned off the engine when someone knocked on my car window.
A man, carrying a small bag, said he was arguing with a friend and was abandoned at the service area, wanted to go to Wuxi, and asked if he could give him a ride. I was hesitating when he pointed to the side: "We’re together."
I looked in the direction he pointed—go
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I've seen the most ruthless resignation not as throwing a cup, but as making the boss beg to come back.
Our company laid off staff last month, Old Zhou, who had been in operations for eight years, was the only one who knew all the server passwords.
HR called him for a talk, saying "organizational restructuring," gave him N+1.
He didn't argue or make a fuss, signed the papers.
At 10:20, he returned to his workstation, turned on his computer.
At 10:21, a message popped up for the entire company of over 500 people: "Goodbye, everyone, take care."
Then he left all the groups—department
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My buddy’s company had something happen last month. A new guy came in—had been shut up for half a year, like a mute.
At noon, he took a call; his face went chalk-white—his mom had a brain hemorrhage, and he’d been at the ICU fighting for her life.
He went to ask his supervisor for leave. The supervisor was tapping at the keyboard, not even looking up: “Come back when your mom dies to ask for leave.”
That guy didn’t say a word. His mouth corners drooped; his eyes narrowed.
He turned around, grabbed that potted Clivia on the supervisor’s desk with both hands—soil and roots, all of it—the
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