Dubzy

Liking a friends tweet is a sign of respect in my culture

Love it when Michael Saylor buys more Bitcoin
30 different accounts tweet the same news and the price still goes down

Why is it always poor lazy people that want communism?

Whenever I see crypto mentioned outside of twitter it's someone explaining a scam one of you did

the FBI calls Bitcoin money so they can arrest you for money laundering
the IRS calls it property so they can tax you on capital gains
the SEC calls it a security so they can sue every exchange
the CFTC calls it a commodity so you can’t use it as a currency

Jobs that pay less than $70K per year don’t need more than two interviews. Period.

My dad just texted me saying he bought his first Bitcoin today
I asked him his seed phrase and he sent it over. I took his $150 of Bitcoin and sent it to my wallet.
NEVER give your seed phrase to anyone, not even your son
Lesson 1, welcome to the trenches bucko

Drinking is actually goated
We are alive to live
Being some weirdo who never has fun and does the optimal thing 24/7 sounds very gay

You can do anything
But you can't do everything
Do you understand?

Crypto looking good here

Trying to tax deduct my memecoin losses as charity donations because I was technically spending time with the mentally disabled