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Last month, I told my wife, "Using voice to write? What can you even write with that? Probably a bunch of typos."
But she forced me to try it for two days, and now I’m genuinely hooked 👇.
At first, I also felt awkward, thinking that speaking isn’t as detailed as typing and thinking.
But after a few days, I realized that when you speak, your train of thought actually flows more smoothly—you don’t have to obsess over every word, just get the framework out first.
What’s the coolest part?
Now I write my weekly work reports by speaking for five minutes to draft, then spend two minutes fi
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My senior brother graduated from an agricultural university in 2018.
Back then, he had two choices:
One was an operations position at a certain big company, with an annual salary of 280,000 yuan, and he would go to Shenzhen.
The other was a technician position at a pig-raising enterprise, with a monthly salary of 5,500 yuan, working in a village.
Everyone in the whole department thought he had lost his mind. His father was so angry that he didn’t take his calls for three months.
Why did he go into pig farming?
He said he read a report: the domestic share of large-scale livestock fa
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When I was about to leave the mall,
the security guard at the door shouted, "Wait a moment, what's stuffed inside your bulky clothes?"
I angrily lifted my clothes and shouted, "It's meat, meat, my own!"
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After the renovation at my uncle’s place and the removal of the barricades, we only then realized how much scheming he had stashed away—it’s really something we never could’ve imagined.
He expanded his kitchen outward by three or four dozen centimeters. What’s most outrageous is that he actually directly built my mother-in-law’s clutter shed right into their kitchen—this kind of move is something even a normal person couldn’t come up with.
When my husband went to talk to my uncle and confront him, he actually said, “It’s just extended a little—there’s no impact on your clutter shed.” Is th
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【$1.25 Billion USD Free Ride?】Polymarket users have $1.25 billion just sitting in their wallets.
The founder does the math: if the interest went to the users, they’d make an extra $54 million every year.
Now what? Who’s that interest going into? They won’t say.
I heard the platform is going to issue its own stablecoin—uh, got it.
Who do you think that interest should go to? Vote: A. Users B. Platform C. I don’t even have $12.50
#Polymarket # stablecoin scheme
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The end of reason is the great simplicity,
The end of things is to go with the flow,
Life has no fixed pattern,
Each stage has its own scenery.
Overcoming life's difficulties,
Enjoying the warmth of time,
Doing what you love,
Pursuing genuine and simple happiness.
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A friend who works as an agent said that a school district house has been listed for two years without being rented out. It’s not the location; everyone in the building knows that the house is “haunted.”
The original owner is an elderly woman who initially rented it to a young man working nearby. When he moved out, the old lady insisted that three pieces of wall plaster had fallen off and deducted 1,800 yuan from his deposit. The young man didn’t argue and moved out.
A month later, a new tenant moved in, and on the third day, he complained about a foul smell from the drain. When someone checke
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A rich man told me, “If you bark once in front of everyone in public, I’ll give you 10,000 yuan. The more you bark, the more I’ll give you, but it has to be in front of all your relatives and friends.”
I agreed.
After my relatives and friends had all arrived, I crawled on the floor and barked my first “woof.” My mom covered her face: “I raised you for thirty years, and this is what you show me?” My dad simply smashed his cup: “Disgraceful!” The relatives laughed awkwardly, and someone muttered, “Is it really necessary?”
The tenth bark. My dad’s blood pressure shot up. He pointed at the door: “
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Money is the least loyal. It promises to go out with you but runs away on its own.
Flesh is the most devoted. No matter how you try to shake it off, it clings tightly to you.
Conclusion: Money is a scumbag, but flesh is true love.
No wonder I’m both fat and broke.
😂 Are you also the type who gets tangled up with flesh?
#人生真相 # Both fat and broke
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😱【Workers' Mental Breakdown】Qingming holiday is over, have you "buried" yourself at your desk?
The "Qingming Work-from-Home Meme" is blowing up across the internet! While ancient people went tomb-sweeping and enjoyed outings, you're frantically typing away in your cubicle; the bustling streets of Bianjing have turned into skyscraper office buildings, and even taking a nap at your desk during lunch break is a true scene.
Zoom in to see all the moments of collapse for workers: bosses making big promises, colleagues caught slacking off, working on PPT late into the night. Every second of overtim
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My cousin born in '96 went on a blind date this Chinese New Year and met a guy driving a BMW 7 Series who's pretty handsome, just a bit short (158cm). I've seen him myself and his facial features are genuinely attractive. My cousin took a bunch of selfies in his car and posted them on WeChat Moments. The car was newly purchased and gets tons of heads turning on the street.
Later, my cousin felt the guy was too short and wasn't proactive, so it didn't work out. I thought it was kind of a shame since my cousin isn't getting any younger. But when I tried to introduce her to other guys afterward,
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The market these past couple of days has actually been quite real.
Everyone is talking about AI, narratives, and long-term value on the surface, but what's really setting the pace is Meme.
It just so happens that Elon Musk posted content related to $SMOKE , which might just be a joke in other circles, but in crypto, it's often a "ignition device". You can doubt it, but the market often buys into this sentiment.
What's interesting is that $SMOKE just launched on Round 8 IDO with $SMOKE.
Frankly, these projects aren't meant for slow fundamental analysis—they're more about seeing whether this wa
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🌍 BitBrowser—Multi-Account Management Tool @bitbrowser1
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Building a secure environment for cryptocurrency professionals.
🛡 Advanced fingerprint spoofing—Canvas, WebGL, comprehensive fingerprint obfuscation, refuse tracking
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Tradfi has been popular for a while, covering both traditional finance and Web3. Recently, crude oil prices have been fluctuating up and down, and Gate is a good exchange choice.
Because Gate Exchange has recently shown impressive data: a monthly trading volume of up to $95 billion, with a peak of $12 billion in a single day, which is already quite substantial in traditional financial products.
Recently, as everyone focuses on crude oil, many people are starting to use Gate. The reason is simple: it offers a wide variety of assets.
For example, XTI (WTI crude oil) and XBR (Brent crude oil) can
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Xin'erWantsToEarnALotOfU.vip:
Follow my copy trading, pay attention to my sister account. I'm very stable too, I'll help you all make money. Please support me.
The first thing a man should do after making money?
Once a man has earned some decent money,
let's say a million or two, three to five million in scale,
go hit up nightclubs aggressively,
go to high-end ones and go 100 times,
if 100 times isn't enough, go 200 times,
play until you're sick of it, play until you're exhausted and disgusted,
go look at those goddesses you once desperately wanted but couldn't reach,
see what they're like in the face of money,
once you get past this hurdle, this hurdle is called the emotional barrier—since ancient times, the emotional barrier is the hardest to overc
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What is the ultimate enjoyment in life?
Netizen: The summer vacation after the college entrance exam, no annoying homework.
The admission letter from 985 is quietly lying there.
It's raining outside, and I’m sitting in front of the computer playing games.
Both parents are here, and I don’t have a head full of white hair.
Twenty years ago, it was just an ordinary afternoon, but it was the happiest moment of my life.
Since then, I’ve been rushing forward nonstop.
At the time, I thought it was just ordinary; looking back, those old times are hard to find.
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To improve the performance of Wang Xiaopang's restaurant where he is the manager, today I plan to invite a group of friends for a meal. I called Xiaopang to book a private room. She was touched and said: "Someone like you who rarely invites guests, choosing to dine here shows you truly care about me." I said: "That's nothing special. Do you have any discount coupons?"
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Going to the market with my sister, I want to buy some local specialties.
My sister said there are no local specialties here; you have to go to the mountains to buy them.
Just as she was speaking, a stall was shouting: Freshly made milk tea~ Dry Yoghurt~ Chew Chew Fun~
I asked, "Ó, what is Chew Chew Fun?"
My sister: "Even Chew Chew Fun, you don't know? The boss brought her a jar of Chew Chew Fun."
I am the most rustic specialty at this big market.
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Netizen submission:
This person rescued our family’s dog from a fire
And our kitten chose to jump out the window to save itself
This picture made me laugh to death
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I told my elders about the Mazu gossip
Then I heard a really outrageous piece of gossip
It’s about my hometown (Chongming)
A distant relative, kind of like an aunt to me
Said their family is doing very well, quite capable
My uncle is in his dozens of years, has never worked a single day, never held a job
I asked if their family is so wealthy, where does the income come from?
The elder seriously told me
The man in the family, that is, my uncle, is a professional gambler🧐
Because he has a special skill
Something about practicing a certain technique, summoning spirits, so he always wins at gambl
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